While nobody needs a press that can sign into Twitter, adding internet connectivity to many of the pleasantly dumb devices that used to populate our homes seems weird. This raises a number of obvious security concerns and one equally serious, but far less discussed issue: porn on everything, always.
On Sunday, antivirus pioneer John McAfee brought attention to the imminent X-rated threat, tweeting a photo of a Home Depot smart fridge that had somehow tapped into the internet of butts.
"The [internet of things].... do you believe me now?" wrote McAfee. "Pornhub on a refrigerator. What, in our current cybersecurity paradigm, accounts for this?"
The answer, of course, is nothing. If you want a picture of the future, imagine an oven staring at a human ass-forever.
Yeah it's what you think..
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